Fun & Games

Best signs around the country!

Sign over a gynecologist’s office:

“Dr. Jones, at your cervix.”

At a proctologist’s door:

“To expedite your visit, please back in.”

On a plumber’s truck:

“We repair what your husband fixed.”

On another plumber’s truck:

“Don’t sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.”

In a veterinarian’s waiting room:

“Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!”

On a maternity room door:

“Push. Push. Push.”

At a propane filling station:

“Thank heaven for little grills.”

Outside a muffler shop:

“No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.”

At the electric company:

“We would be delighted if you send in your payment. However, if you don’t, you will be.”

In a restaurant window:

“Don’t stand there and be hungry.

Come on in and get fed up.”

And don’t forget the sign at a Chicago radiator shop:

“Best place in town to take a leak.”